REALLY Bad Software

As I write this, I'm wondering if using the word "software" is even appropriate for the product I'm about to describe. I'm thinking that "ripoff" or "vaporware" or "scam" might be more appropriate descriptions of PocketMac for iPhone by Information Appliance Associates. I should have known that something wasn't right when I could not locate an evaluation copy to download. The publisher does not offer one. What they do offer is a 90-day money back guarantee. From experience, I know this is the software industry euphemism for "we know this product is crap and that you'll never buy it if you try it for free". Desperate for a solution to sync my iCal with my Lotus Notes mail store, however, I rolled the dice and purchased a copy. Doh! Snake eyes. The install worked as you would expect a commercial product to work. That's about the nicest thing I can say about PocketMac. After installation, it was all down hill. The first time I launched the application, I got an error message indicating that an unhandled exception occurred and the application quit. I figured "no big deal"...I'll just reboot and it should work. Several attempted tweaks and reboots later, I was no further along than my first attempt to load the app. I then attempted to call technical support for assistance. Low and behold, there is not a single telephone number published on the PocketMac web site (save for the sales number - what a shock - that is answered by a machine which will unceremoniously hang up on you after a few attempts to opt-out for an operator). I soon discovered that technical support is provided only through web-mail unless you want to pay $59 a pop for phone support incidents (bear in mind that the product itself costs only $30 and the little fact that I should not have to pay for support for a product that doesn't work to begin with). I submitted a description of my problem. Two hours later, I sent a ping since I hadn't gotten a reply yet. Two more hours, another ping. And another two hours, another ping. After waiting all day for a reply, it was finally time to pack up and head home from the office. A couple of hours after I got home, I logged in to the tech support site and, eureka! An answer. It was a short and sweet response with a file attachment. I placed the file where I was instructed to place it and PocketMac finally loaded without an error message. Now I had a nice, pretty little window with some attractive icons in it. Woo hoo! I attempted to run my first sync with PocketMac. I dialogue box popped open asking me for my Notes server connection information. I tried several permutations of the connection string all to no avail. I received "path does not exist" error messages each time I tried to run the sync. Again I thought to myself, "no big deal....I'll just look at the manual where they are bound to have an example of the connection syntax they're looking for". But...what's this? No manual? No documentation of any type? That's right. Nowhere in the product download, nor on the PocketMac site, will you find the first tiny scrap of user documentation. It's as though you're supposed to know how to use this crap by osmosis.

This morning, I realized that if I've had this much difficulty just trying to get the software to run, let alone perform fairly complex data synchronization, that I would very likely not be happy with this product in the long run. I submitted a request for a refund in accordance with their money-back guarantee. I have yet to get a response from them. I don't anticipate a problem getting a refund based on the many complaints about this product I've seen posted elsewhere, but I suspect it will be a while before I see that thirty bucks again.

If you're looking for a reliable data synchronization tool for your Mac system, I suggest you avoid PocketMac like you would an Amway salesman. If, however, you are looking for a hemorrhoid wrapped in a .dmg file, go ahead and lay down your money and take PocketMac for a spin.

More than a Gadget

I am convinced that I have more gadgets and cell phones collecting dust in my electronics closet than any man alive. Every time the greatest new technology in hand held devices and/or cellular technology is released, I'm the first in line to try it out. I am almost always dissappointed, but I have apparently not learned any lessons from this. For the first few days after a purchase (the "honeymoon" period), the new functionality and convenience provided by my new toy is enough to keep me excited about it, but then the quirks start showing up. Undependable bluetooth connections, awkward form-factors, abismal battery life, strange choices relative to user interface design, and plain-old poor quaility eventually have me back on the market (or digging through my closet) for a replacement device. I've tried three different models of the Palm Treo and every one of them was garbage. When the iPhone was released a few months ago, I told myself that I would not buy into the hype and that it was just another gadget that I'd end up wasting my money on. Then, my boss got one and I had to set it up for her to connect to the office network and mail account. I had an opportunity to play with it for a couple of hours and it didn't take me long to realize that this was not just another techno-toy that I would get tired of in the matter of a few days. The following day, I marched into my local AT&T store and walked out with a shiny new iPhone. This was several weeks ago and I am as fascinated and impressed with the device today as the day I bought it. This hand-held wonder is without a doubt the most well thought out and designed, intuitive, and significant pieces of technology that I've ever owned. My iPhone won't be collecting dust in the closet anytime soon. I can't wait to see what happens when Apple releases the iPhone SDK in January.

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